Monday, 24 November 2014


Gun and Shell Factory Cossipore Kolkata Recruitment

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Gun and Shell factory (GSF) was established in 1801 in the name of GUN CARRIAGE AGENCY by the EAST INDIA COMPANY for repair and manufacture of gun carriages.The transformation from bullock-driver contrivances of Gun Carriage Agency to that of a maker of sophisticated weapon systems is an absorbing story of technological advancement in consonance with developments in modern military hardware.Now,it is a fully fledged engineering factory engaged in manufacturing of of ammunition hardware and ordnance stores for army, navy and other civil sectors.Supply to ARMY cover medium caliber guns,mortars elevating mass for L-70 anti-aircraft guns 84mm,rocket launcher, medium caliber shells ranging from 30 to 125 mm,various types of fuzes and primers. OBJECTIVE - Continual improvement in quality as well as strengthening core competence areas in the manufacture of medium calibre ordnances and ammunitions required by services. Development of new products in reduced time frame. To make endeavours to get all raw materials/ components from indigenous sources after building network of good vendors, and ensuring cost reduction and quality improvement through in – house R & D / Value engineering projects. Focus on ensuring maximum availability of plant & machineries by adopting preventive maintenance system, making spares available in time and by employing trained manpower. Induction of modern/ high-tech plant & machi8neries and information technology to take up more sophisticated process by retrained manpower.


Friday, 21 November 2014




Gen Dalbir Singh, COAS paid homage to our heroes of Rezang La. A wreath on behalf of COAS and All Ranks of the Indian Army was laid at Rezang La War Memorial, Chushul on 18 Nov 14.

To commemorate the epic battle at Rezang La, the Chief greeted the Warriors of the ‘battle’ along with their families. These brave soldiers were later felicitated at the Rezang La War Memorial, Chushul by Maj Gen A S Bedi, GOC Trishul Division.



Saturday, 8 November 2014

jokes

An old man goes into Victoria's Secret and tells the sales-person behind the counter he needs a present for his wife. "See," explains the man, "It is my fiftieth wedding anniversary and I would like to get something pretty to surprise the little lady, if you know what I mean." When he gets home, his wife asks with a scowl on her face, "Where have you been?" "Surprise," says the old man and hands her a sexy tiny teddy. The wife rips it from his hand and takes it to the bathroom to try it on. She struggles to make it fit, but it is two sizes too small. She take a long time in the bathroom and hopes her husband will lose interest and fall asleep because it is getting late into the evening. Finally she emerges from the bathroom with all the lights out. She is completely nude and pretends to model it in front of him. Her husband, still sitting up, squinting to try and see finally says, "For as much money I spent on it, they could of at least ironed out the wrinkles."

jokes

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"